May 2013
likearadiowave:
momgenes:
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean....
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
“Art is to console those who are broken by life.”
– Vincent Van Gogh (via conor-broberst)
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Making a text post cause I’m high and I have the best boyfriend ever. I’m 21 and I’m high in Amsterdam, listening to Weeknd’s Birthday Suit and my exams are over, so basically what I’m saying is that life is gooooood.
I wonder how this is going to sound like when I’m sober? Pretty dumb probably
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